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★★★★★ 4.8 from 13,000+ families
Your bathroom is poisoning you. We fixed that.
- 100% bamboo toilet paper. No PFAS added, no chlorine bleach.
- Grass fed tallow soap and skincare. No phthalates, no fake fragrance.
- One family swap. Skip, pause or cancel anytime.
4.8 · 13,000+ reviews
US warehouse · 3 day shipping
Lifetime guarantee
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What they don't tell you
Big Bathroom is poisoning you from both ends.
Every product below the belt and on your skin, built for profit. At your expense.
PFAS in your toilet paper
A 2023 study found PFAS forever chemicals in 93% of major US TP brands. Including Charmin and Cottonelle. In your most absorbent areas. Daily.
Phthalates in your soap
Drugstore body washes use synthetic fragrances loaded with phthalates. Banned in the EU. Still legal in the US. Linked to hormone disruption.
Chlorine bleach on your skin
Every white TP brand bleaches with chlorine, leaving dioxin residue. Same toxic family as Agent Orange. You wipe with it. Daily.
Fake fragrance in everything
The word fragrance on a label is a legal loophole hiding hundreds of synthetic chemicals. They do not have to disclose them. So they do not.
The clean swap
From wiping to washing. We cover it.
Most clean brands fix one thing. We fix your whole bathroom. One order, the full takeover.
Best Seller
Bamboo Toilet Paper
★★★★★ 113 reviews
Long lasting bamboo. Septic safe. No PFAS added.
$24.99 
Best Seller
Grass Fed Tallow Soap
★★★★★ 120+ reviews
Skin loving fats. Twelve scents. No fake fragrance.
$12.16 
New
Grass Fed Tallow Cream
★★★★★ New for 2026
Skin food, not lotion. Three scents, one ancient recipe.
$24.99 
New
Dead Sea Mud Mask
★★★★★ New for 2026
The $80 facial at home. Pores, minerals, ten minutes.
$24.99 
New
Peppermint Coffee Scrub
★★★★★ New for 2026
Wakes skin up. Real coffee, zero microplastics.
$21.99 
New
Raw Shea Butter
★★★★★ New for 2026
One ingredient. Replaces three drugstore lotions.
$21.99 
The easy win
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Don't take our word for it.
★★★★★
I switched both. My skin is calmer in 2 weeks.
I was using Cottonelle and Dove for 15 years. Constant skin irritation, dry hands, weird redness. Switched to KONG TP and tallow soap. Within two weeks, everything calmed down. I'm not going back.
Sarah K. ✓ Verified member
★★★★★
Charmin is dead to me.
I read the comparison chart and was honestly shocked. Charmin has PFAS. Bleached with chlorine. Cottonelle isn't better. Switched everything to KONG. Better paper, better soap, better price. No regrets.
Mike R. ✓ Verified member
★★★★★
Finally a bamboo brand that ships in the US fast.
Tried Who Gives A Crap years ago. Decent product, terrible shipping from Australia. KONG is American, ships in 3 days, the paper is softer, and the soap actually exists. The whole bathroom upgraded in one order.
Jessica L. ✓ Verified member
★★★★★
Threw out my Charmin. Threw out my Dove.
I didn't even realize my regular TP was the reason I was constantly irritated down there. Two weeks on Kong bamboo and everything calmed down. No junk, nothing harsh, just clean. My skin literally thanked me!
Amanda ✓ Verified member
★★★★★
I tell everyone now. It's annoying.
I test my T every 6 months. Cut seed oils, ditched plastic, all of it. Then I found out most toilet paper can have PFAS and bleach. Made zero sense to optimize everything else and ignore what I use every day. Switched to KONG. Easiest swap you can make.
Tyler ✓ Verified member
★★★★★
Buying plastic-wrapped tree paper felt ridiculous.
I'm the girl with tote bags and compost, and somehow I'd still come home with plastic-wrapped toilet paper made from actual trees. I'd literally hide it under the sink. Finally switched to KONG and I don't feel weird about my most basic purchase anymore.
Mia ✓ Verified member
Not all bamboo. Not all tallow.
We compared every major brand. KONG won.
| Feature | KONG | Charmin / Cottonelle | Dr. Squatch / Dove |
|---|---|---|---|
| Bamboo toilet paper, zero trees | ✓ | ✕ | N/A |
| Grass fed tallow soap | ✓ | N/A | ✕ |
| No PFAS added | ✓ | ✕ | ✕ |
| No synthetic fragrance | ✓ | ✕ | ✕ |
| Real skincare from the same fats | ✓ | N/A | ✕ |
Lifetime guarantee. Zero risk.
Love everything or your money back. No return windows, no fine print games, no interrogation. If KONG ever lets you down, we make it right. That is the whole policy.
Questions, answered.
How fast is shipping?
Every order ships from our US warehouse and typically lands in 3 days. Free shipping on orders $50 and up.
Can I really cancel anytime?
Yes. Skip, pause or cancel any membership in two taps from your account. No calls, no guilt trips.
Is it good for sensitive skin?
That is the point. No chlorine bleach on the paper, no phthalates or synthetic fragrance in the soap and skincare. Most members with irritation see it calm down within weeks.
Why tallow?
Grass fed tallow is built from the same fats your skin is made of, so it absorbs like skin food instead of sitting on top like lotion. It is the way soap was made before corporate shortcuts.
What if I hate it?
Lifetime guarantee. Tell us and you get your money back. We can afford this policy because almost nobody uses it.
The full takeover starts here.
Paper, soap and skincare from one family. First box from $12.16. Cancel anytime.
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