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YOUR BATHROOM IS POISONING YOU. WE FIXED THAT. HOW BATHROOM PRODUCTS WERE MEANT TO BE MADE.

100% bamboo toilet paper and 100% grass-fed tallow soap. No PFAS added. No chlorine. No phthalates. No synthetic fragrance. The way they did it before corporate poisoned everything. Bamboo TP. Tallow soap. No PFAS added. No artificial fragrance. No hormone disruption. No BS.
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WHAT THEY DON'T TELL YOU

BIG BATHROOM IS POISONING YOU FROM BOTH ENDS.

Every TP brand on the shelf is bleached with chlorine. Every drugstore body wash is loaded with phthalates. Both end up on your most sensitive skin every single day. Built for profit. At your expense.

PFAS IN YOUR TOILET PAPER

PFAS in 93% of major TP brands. Including Charmin and Cottonelle. Linked to cancer and hormone damage.

A 2024 study found PFAS forever chemicals in 93% of major US TP brands. Including Charmin and Cottonelle. Linked to hormone disruption, immune damage. They're in your most absorbent areas. Daily.

PHTHALATES IN YOUR SOAP

Drugstore body wash uses phthalates banned in EU. Still legal here. Hormone disruption, fertility issues.

Drugstore body washes use synthetic fragrances loaded with phthalates. Banned in EU. Still legal in US. Linked to hormone disruption, fertility issues, allergies. Big Soap doesn't care.

CHLORINE BLEACH ON YOUR SKIN

White TP bleached with chlorine. Same chemical family as Agent Orange. Daily skin exposure.

Every white TP brand bleaches with chlorine, leaving dioxin residue. Same toxic family as Agent Orange. Linked to skin irritation and hormone damage. You wipe with it. Daily. Forever.

FAKE FRAGRANCE IN EVERYTHING

Synthetic fragrance hides hundreds of toxic chemicals. Brands don't disclose. So they don't.

Body washes, lotions, shampoos. The 'fragrance' on the label is a legal loophole hiding hundreds of synthetic chemicals. Linked to allergies, headaches, hormone disruption. They don't have to disclose what's in 'fragrance.' So they don't.

Sources: 2024 EPA Report, EU Cosmetics Directive, peer-reviewed research
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REAL RESULTS, REAL PEOPLE

THIS IS WHAT A CLEAN BATHROOM LOOKS LIKE.

What happens when you stop using products designed for profit and start using ones designed for your skin.

BEFORE
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AFTER
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Mia
8 weeks on KONG
Buying giant plastic-wrapped tree toilet paper felt ridiculous
I’m the girl with tote bags, compost, no plastic straws… and somehow I’d still come home with giant plastic-wrapped toilet paper made from actual trees. Every time, it felt so backwards. I’d literally hide it under the sink. Finally switched to Kong. Bamboo grows back fast, the packaging is recyclable, and I don’t feel weird about one of my most basic purchases anymore. Funny how something so small was bothering me that much until I changed it.
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Amanda
6 weeks on KONG
Threw out my Charmin. Threw out my Dove.
I didn't even realize my regular TP was the reason I was constantly irritated down there. Two weeks on Kong bamboo and everything calmed down. No chlorine, no bleach, nothing harsh... just clean. My skin literally thanked me!
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Tyler
12 weeks on KONG
I tell everyone now. It's annoying.
I test my T every 6 months. Cut seed oils, ditched plastic, blue light blockers, all of it. Then I found out most toilet paper can have PFAS, bleach, and other garbage. Made zero sense to optimize everything else and ignore what I use every day. Switched to Kong. Bamboo, no bleach, no fragrance, no BPA. If you actually care about your health, this is one of the easiest swaps you can make. Everything that touches your body matters.
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THE KONG FAMILY

FROM WIPING TO WASHING. WE COVER IT.

Most clean brands fix one thing. We fix your whole bathroom. 100% bamboo TP. 100% grass-fed tallow soap. The full takeover.
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BAMBOO TOILET PAPER

113 reviews
Long-lasting bamboo. Septic safe. No PFAS added. Made for everyone.
$64.99 first box
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BEST SELLER

GRASS-FED TALLOW SOAP

120+ reviews
Skin-loving fats. No phthalates added. No fake fragrance.
$16.00 per bar
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All KONG products. Real materials. No synthetic additives.
NOT ALL BAMBOO. NOT ALL TALLOW.

WE COMPARED EVERY MAJOR BRAND. KONG WON 11 OUT OF 11.

We put KONG side by side with the biggest names in TP and soap. Here's exactly what makes KONG different. No marketing spin.
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Sources: Brand websites, 2024 EPA Report, EU Cosmetics Directive.
WHAT MEMBERS ARE SAYING

DON'T TAKE OUR WORD FOR IT.

I switched both. My skin is calmer in 2 weeks.
I was using Cottonelle and Dove for 15 years. Constant skin irritation, dry hands, weird redness. Switched to KONG TP and tallow soap. Within two weeks, everything calmed down. I'm not going back.
Sarah K.
Sarah K.
Charmin is dead to me.
I read the comparison chart and was honestly shocked. Charmin has PFAS. Bleached with chlorine. Cottonelle isn't better. Switched everything to KONG. Better paper, better soap, better price. No regrets.
Mike R.
Mike R.
Finally a bamboo brand that ships in the US fast.
Tried Who Gives A Crap years ago. Decent product, terrible shipping from Australia. KONG is American, ships in 3 days, the paper is softer, and the soap actually exists. The whole bathroom upgraded in one order.
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