MEMBERS ONLY
MEMBERS PAY $79.99. EVERYONE ELSE PAYS $129.99
Lock in member pricing on your first box for $64.99. Then $79.99 every box, forever. Free shipping. Skip, pause, cancel anytime. The way KONG was meant to be used.
MEMBERS SAVE $135 A YEAR. NON-MEMBERS PAY THE STUPID TAX.
- 144 rolls a year
- $360 every year, forever
- Bleached with chlorine
- Treated with PFAS
- Wrapped in plastic
- 144 rolls a year
- $240 a year ongoing
- $225 your first year
- 100% bamboo, no chemicals
- Free shipping every box
- Plus you never run out
- Plus free shipping
- Plus locked pricing for life
- Plus skin that doesn't itch
- Plus 2 trees saved per year
8 REASONS MEMBERS NEVER LEAVE
PRICE LOCK FOR LIFE
Lock $79.99 a box for life. Even when we raise prices for new members, you stay locked at the founder rate. As long as your subscription stays active.
FREE SHIPPING ALWAYS
Every box. Every time. No minimum. No fine print. No paying $9.99 to get TP.
DELIVERED ON YOUR SCHEDULE
Every 1, 2, or 3 months. Skip a month. Pause a month. Push it back a week. Your rules.
MEMBER ONLY DROPS
First access to new scents, new products, limited edition packaging. Members get early. Public gets leftovers.
REFER A FRIEND, GET $20
Send a friend a referral link. They save $65 on their first KONG box. You get $20 off your next box. Stack the credits, share with the family, watch your bill drop.
LIFETIME GUARANTEE
Don’t love it? Email us. We’ll refund or replace. No questions, no hassle, no drama.
TREES SAVED IN YOUR NAME
Every box you order, we plant 1 tree. By month 12, you've personally saved a forest. We send you the receipt.
REAL HUMAN SUPPORT
Email Jimmy directly. Members get a real response from a real person. No bots, no nonsense.
STOP BUYING TOILET PAPER LIKE EVERYONE ELSE.
MEMBERSHIP QUESTIONS
FREQUENTLY ASKED QUESTIONS
Everything you need to know before becoming a KONG Member. No fluff, just answers.
Can I cancel my subscription anytime?
Yes. One click in your KONG Members dashboard. No phone calls, no emails, no hoops, no chatbot. We don't trap you. We earn the renewal every month. If KONG isn't working for you, you're out in 10 seconds.
What if I don't use it that fast?
Easy. Push your delivery back, skip a month, or switch to a smaller pack size. Most members on the 48-pack run a 3-month frequency. If you have a smaller household, switch to the 24-pack or stretch to every 4 months. You're in control of every box.
What if I want more rolls or different frequency later?
Change it anytime in your dashboard. Bump up to a 48-pack for the holidays. Drop down to a 12-pack when you're traveling. Speed it up to monthly when guests are coming. Your subscription flexes with your life. Zero penalties for changes.
Is the member price actually locked forever?
Yes. Once you're in at $1.35 a roll, that rate stays as long as your subscription is active. Even when we raise prices for new members (and we will as we grow), your pricing is locked. Cancel and rejoin later, you pay current rates. Stay subscribed, you keep the founder rate forever.
What happens if KONG goes out of business?
Honest answer: you'd get a final shipment of whatever's processing, then the subscription would stop. But here's the math: 700+ members, 4.96 stars, growing every month. KONG isn't going anywhere. We're a profitable subscription brand with founder ownership and zero VC pressure. We're here for the long haul.
How does shipping work?
Free shipping on every box, every time, no minimum. Most orders ship within 24 hours via UPS or USPS Ground. Delivery takes 3 to 5 business days in the continental US. You'll get a tracking link the second your box ships. Members never pay shipping, even on one-time add-ons or upgrades.