KONG Bulk Bundles

Okay, TMI warning. I had chronic irritation 'down there' for YEARS. Went to my OBGYN twice. Tests came back normal. She sent me home with cream that did nothing. A friend told me it was probably my toilet paper. I laughed. Bought Kong anyway because I was desperate. Within a week it was gone. Not better. GONE. Turns out my Charmin was loaded with bleach and fragrance. I was basically scrubbing chemicals on the most sensitive part of my body every single day. I'm genuinely angry. Never going back. Ever.

Bro I went down a rabbit hole one night about microplastics and endocrine disruptors and I swear I didn't sleep for like 3 days. Started reading ingredient labels on everything. Turns out regular toilet paper is coated in PFAS, bleach, formaldehyde resins, and BPA from the recycled paper. I'm wiping THAT on myself every day?? No wonder men's T levels are in the gutter. Switched to Kong bamboo. No chemicals, no bleach, no weird coating. My bathroom doesn't smell like a hospital anymore and I feel better about what I'm putting on my body. If you're a guy trying to optimize anything, start with the stuff touching you every day

I've tried every 'eco' toilet paper on the market. Who Gives A Crap, Reel, Seventh Generation, the one from Grove. They were either sandpaper or $1.50 a roll or both. I was about to give up and go back to Charmin. My sister sent me a Kong box for my birthday as a joke because of the branding. I opened it expecting the usual scratchy bamboo disappointment. It's actually soft?? Like genuinely soft. Not 'soft for bamboo' soft, actually soft. And it's cheaper than half the brands I tried. I don't know how they did it but I'm not going back.

My husband thought I was insane for spending $70 on toilet paper. He literally said 'it's toilet paper Sarah, who cares.' I bought it anyway. First week he didn't say anything. Second week I caught him taking a roll into HIS bathroom (we have separate bathrooms because he refuses to use mine after I use it). Third week he asked me to add him to the subscription. He now tells everyone at work about Kong. He brought it up at a dinner party last weekend. I'm never letting him live this down

Bro. I test my T levels every 6 months. I cut seed oils, stopped drinking from plastic, got blue light blockers, the whole protocol. Then some dude on X posted about how toilet paper has PFAS, formaldehyde, and chlorine bleach soaked into it. I lost it. You're telling me I'm optimizing everything and still wiping my taint with literal forever chemicals twice a day? Nah. Switched to Kong. Bamboo, no bleach, no fragrance, no BPA from recycled paper. If you're serious about your health this is the easiest swap you'll ever make. I don't care if it sounds crazy. Everything touching your body matters

I'm the girl who brings her own tote bags, composts, refuses plastic straws. And then every month I'd come home from Costco with this massive plastic-wrapped 30 pack of toilet paper made from actual trees. I'd literally hide it under the sink because looking at it stressed me out. Finally switched to Kong. Bamboo grows back in 3 years, trees take 30. The packaging is actually recyclable. No guilt, no plastic, no hiding things under my sink. I didn't realize how much that one purchase was bothering me until I stopped making it

I didn't even realize my regular TP was the reason I was constantly irritated down there. Two weeks on Kong bamboo and everything calmed down. No chlorine, no bleach, no mystery chemicals... just clean. My skin literally thanked me!