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A message from a gorilla
Your toilet paper is a soft chemistry project.
I'm the KONG gorilla. The industry spent 100 years teaching you to buy whatever's softest in the commercial. Then scientists looked at what's actually in it. Scroll. I'll show you.
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In 2023, scientists tested toilet paper.
They detected PFAS.
"Forever chemicals."
In. Toilet. Paper.
Environmental Science & Technology Letters — American Chemical Society, 2023Not one rogue factory. Toilet paper sold across the Americas, Europe and Africa — the product that touches your family's most sensitive skin every single day.
The industry's response?
Softer ads. Bigger bears.
So we did something rude. We made toilet paper out of bamboo and nothing else — and put a gorilla on the box.
The Jungle Rules
- 01 100% premium bamboo
- 02 No added PFAS
- 03 No chlorine bleach
- 04 No fragrance. No dyes.
- 05 No running out. Ever.
The jungle math
48-roll box · non-members pay$129.99
Your first box$129.99$64.99
Every box after · locked for life$79.99
Per roll, as a member$1.35
Kept in your pocket, year one~$215
The tribe speaks
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"Honestly the softest bamboo TP I've tried. Switched and never going back."
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"Finally, a brand that actually cares what's in their toilet paper. Love it."
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"My whole family noticed the difference. Way softer than Charmin."
Join the jungle.
Then $79.99/box — for life. It never goes back up.
- 🦍 48 rolls · 3-ply premium bamboo · ~3 months stocked
- 🎁 FREE KONG sticker pack in every box ($8 value)
- ❓ Mystery gift in your 3rd box
- 🚚 FREE shipping · skip, pause or cancel anytime
- ✅ 30-day money-back guarantee
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Rather pay full price? Fine. $129.99 one-time, no membership — good for gifts or a one-off try.
Study referenced: "Per- and Polyfluoroalkyl Substances in Toilet Paper and Municipal Wastewater," Environmental Science & Technology Letters, American Chemical Society, 2023. This page is an advertisement for KONG (kongrolls.com). Customer quotes are from KONG customer reviews. Savings shown compare member pricing to the one-time 48-pack price over a typical year of deliveries. Results and preferences vary. The gorilla is not a scientist.
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