Here's why thousands of American families switched toilet paper brands — and never went back
Say goodbye to mystery additives. 100% premium bamboo — no added PFAS, no chlorine bleach, no dyes — delivered so you never run out.
How toilet paper became a chemical product
For most of history, the things that touched your skin every day were simple.
Then toilet paper became big business — and softness became a chemistry project. Chlorine-based bleaching. Smoothing agents. Fragrance. Dyes. Whatever made the commercial feel right.
Nobody asked what was actually in it.
Until 2023.
Researchers detected PFAS — the so-called "forever chemicals" — in toilet paper.
Environmental Science & Technology Letters, American Chemical Society, 2023
Not in some obscure brand. In toilet paper sold across the Americas, Europe and Africa — a product that touches your family's most sensitive skin, every single day.
The industry's answer? Softer ads. Bigger bears.
Our answer: change what it's made of.
We believe simple wins
What touches your family's skin every day should be the simplest product in your house — not the most processed.
KONG is 100% premium bamboo. No added PFAS. No chlorine bleach. No fragrance. No dyes.
Bamboo regrows in days without replanting, needs no old-growth forests, and makes paper that's strong, soft, and septic-safe.
We didn't reinvent toilet paper. We took the chemistry project out of it.
What switching actually looks like
The Switch
Your founder box: 48 rolls of 3-ply bamboo at $64.99 — half the one-time price. Most families notice two things fast: it's stronger than it has any right to be, and nobody misses the old stuff.
Free stuff, always
Every delivery ships free and includes a free KONG sticker pack ($8 value). You didn't ask. That's the point.
The mystery gift
Your third box lands with a free mystery gift inside. We won't spoil it — members find out first.
Founder status
You've paid $50 under retail on every box all year — roughly $215 kept in your pocket — and your price never goes back up.
How KONG works
Not all toilet paper is created equal
🦍 KONG
- ✔️ 100% premium bamboo fiber
- ✔️ No added PFAS, no chlorine bleach
- ✔️ No fragrance, no dyes
- ✔️ 3-ply · septic & sewer safe
- ✔️ $1.35/roll for members — delivered
Many conventional brands
- ❌ Virgin tree pulp
- ❌ Chlorine-based whitening
- ❌ Softness additives & fragrance
- ❌ Plastic packaging
- ❌ Store prices that creep up every year
What the KONG family says
★★★★★ 4.8/5 · 13,000+ reviews across all platforms
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"Honestly the softest bamboo TP I've tried. Switched and never going back."
★★★★★
"Finally, a brand that actually cares what's in their toilet paper. Love it."
★★★★★
"My whole family noticed the difference. Way softer than Charmin."
A note from the founder
A few years ago I read that 2023 study and did the math on what my family was using every single day.
I didn't want a science project. I wanted toilet paper I never had to think about: simple material, honest price, never runs out.
I couldn't find it. So we built it.
KONG is bamboo, delivered, at a founder price that never goes back up. That's the whole pitch.
— The KONG Founder 🦍
Claim the founder offer
First box half price. $50 off every box after — for life.
- ✅ 48 rolls · 3-ply premium bamboo · ~3 months stocked
- ✅ Then $79.99/box — locked for life
- ✅ FREE KONG sticker pack in every box · mystery gift in box 3
- ✅ FREE shipping · skip, pause or cancel anytime
- ✅ 30-day money-back guarantee
Try it without the membership
Questions families ask
What does "no added PFAS" mean?
Is bamboo safe for septic systems and plumbing?
How does the founder price work?
What free stuff comes with membership?
What if I have too much toilet paper?
What if I don't love it?
✓ $50 off every box · for life